Meet your new, favorite, best, item of clothing. Our tanktops are comfortable, stylish, and sustainable. Made of 100% ring-spun cotton, we fully expect you to wear these at the beach, at the gym, going about your day, while voting for Donald Trump’s third term in 2028. That’s how good they are. They will last four years, our guarantee (results may vary and we’re not guaranteeing anything, please maintain your clothes well) but that won’t matter, because this shirt is gonna have you going SO HARD in the gym, that by the time 2028 comes around, it won’t fit you anymore because you’re gonna be bigger than gaston on steroids. Unstoppable.
100% Ringspun US cotton
Medium fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
Relaxed fit
Sewn-in twill label